Joke Post - KOALA-TY CARE and Balloonforest's Den

AJH Breaking News: I won't be posting tomorrow, as I will be at a sleepover with my friend. Sorry!

HELLO JAMMERS! IT'S VICTORY VONVIOLET HERE, AND I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU ABOUT KOALA-TY CARE!

KOALA-TY CARE IS A SPECIAL TYPE OF INSURANCE, ONLY AVALIABLE TO THE SWAGGIEST OF JAMMERS. WE MAKE SURE YOUR ACCOUNT IS SAFE FROM SCAMMERS, HACKERS, AND BEST OF ALL, WE PROTECT YOUR DEN!

WE NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER SO WE CAN WITHDRAW PAYMENTS AT VARIOUS TIMES. FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU FAIL TO UNLOCK YOUR DEN SO WE CAN STAY AT YOUR DEN ALL DAY AND MOOCH OFF YOUR FOOD TO PROTECT YOU AND MAKE SURE NO ONE COMES IN, WE SHALL WITHDRAW 10,000 GEMS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT. IF YOU FAIL TO HAVE THAT MANY GEMS IN YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU SHALL BE IN DEBT AND WILL NOT HAVE INSURANCE FOR TWO MONTHS IF YOU DON'T PAY US BACK WITHIN THE HOUR.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

WHEN WE LOUNGE AROUND YOUR DEN EATING YOUR SNACKS AND RUNNING UP YOUR CABLE BILL, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE REPLACE YOUR GOODIES WITH NONE OTHER THAN VICTORY THEEAGLE'S QUALITY BIRD FOOD! YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, THE CRUNCHY, DRY SEEDS THAT NOBODY BUYS! YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME!

WE HOPE YOU PURCHASE KOALA-TY CARE TODAY. IF YOU DON'T, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN......

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Phew! At last, I got that out of my system.

So yesterday I came across a den owned by someone called Balloonforest. She was a non-member bunny who looked like this:

I saw her in Jamaa Township whilst roaming about, and I when I saw her little advertisement for her forest, I was like:

"LOL, sure I'll go in her den cuz why the heck not?"

When I entered, sure enough, before my eyes was this near-blinding patch of balloon bundles. I couldn't see myself, let alone know where I was going. Here are a few pictures of little ol' me roaming amongst the horde........

The main part. That's me saying "WHOA", alright.

A little bit farther down the way, a few tail-lengths (Warriors reference!) from the entrance.

At the entrance.

The Eastern part of the den. And two random birthday cakes, and hey, look, a wild pink pillow!

The back patio. Sorry, I can't do a regular caption, it won't let me get back to the regular post after I finish typing the caption for this pic!

I had a wonderful time in here, trolling around and whatnot. I think you should check this place out. You should also take a peek at Dontgointheportal's den, go in all the portals and look at the usernames as you go.

Baia!