Hgow 2 Bee Populur Obn Aniamal Jamm (How To Be Popular On Animal Jam) - JOKE POST, DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY

DISCLAIMER: Joscel28, Fastcat12, and I are NOT trying to get famous. This is a joke post and just for fun. Remember that!

Herrro Jaamers! It iss Miacupocakew1 herr, and 2day I'mn gonba macke a postr abouty hoiw 2 bee populur on aniamal jamm.

STEPP NUMMER UN

Fiurst, yoiu needf lotys ofd rarrs. Rarrs wilk halp yoi ger famois. Aa Rarr Spilkd Collerd is espensive.



(Thiss picturd waz takken whern the Spilkd Collerz where stilj inb staars.)

Rarr Spilk Collerz are ahmazzing and bootiful. Thay arr soo pritty. Thay gatt yoi rarrz and Fownderpz Haatz and bettaz az wyll. Gitt oner NAW.

STEPP NUMMER TOO

Bee laak WuutMu. WuutMu haz lottz and lottz ov denb bettaz tat ahr leened yp. Thay arr bootiful. Chekk awt hiz denb. Hiz denb iz mi rolk moddl.



STEPP NUMMER TREEW

Iv yoi wanba gitt famois, staard aa bleg. Aa bleg halpz yoi gitt famois. Peepol veeo itt aa lott. Thi moost eppik bleg is da Aniamal Jamm Harttstoon. Itt iz soo kewl. Chekk itt dalee foyr moyr postts!

Soo thatt iz mee, miacupocakew1, siyningg ov.

~miacupocakew1~

TRANSLATION

Herro Jammers! It is Miacupcake1 here, and today I'm gonna make a post about how to be popular on Animal Jam. 

STEP NUMBER ONE

First, you need lots of rares. Rares will help you get famous. A Rare Spiked Collar is expensive.



(This picture was taken when the Spiked Collars were still in stores.)

Rare Spike Collars are amazing and beautiful. They are so pretty. They get you rares and Founders Hats and betas as well. Get one NOW.

STEP NUMBER TWO

Be like WootMoo. WootMoo has lots and lots of den betas that are lined up. They are beautiful. Check out his den. His den is my role model.



STEP NUMBER THREE

If you wanna get famous, start a blog. A blog helps you get famous. People view it a lot. The most epic blog is the Animal Jam Heartstone. It is so cool. Check it daily for more posts!

                             

So that is me, miacupcake1, signing off.

                                         

~miacupcake1~

Peck's Event Planner #1 - Tuesday, April 7th

Hey Jammers! It's miacupcake1 here with Peck's Event Planner, a weekly Tuesday event. Today we'll be doing something simple - a prom. I'll list the items, people/buddies you'll need, and the optimal dens, and the rest is up to you! Sorry this isn't non member, the next Peck's Event Planner will be! It's also a little expensive if you're starting from scratch, so stock up on gems!

PEOPLE

At least 2 chaperones
A DJ

OPTIMAL DENS

Sky Kingdom
Restaurant

ITEMS - SNACK AREA

Dessert Table
Hot Cocoa Machine
Elegant Table
Feast Table
Lemonade Stand
At least 2 Fruit Bowls
2 Fancy Tables

ITEMS - DANCING AREA

2 thrones of any kind - for Prom King and Prom Queen
2 matching Giant Crystals
5 Gem Encrusted Rugs
20 Pillows to make a disco floor

ITEMS - ENTERTAINMENT AREA

1 DJ Turntables
2 Disco Balls
1 Drum Set
2 Strobe Lights
4 Speakers
2 Jukeboxes

And that's it! I will be posting Peck's Party Planners every Tuesday, so check back often!

So that's me, miacupcake1, signing off.

~miacupcake1~

Consumer Report - Tuesday, April 7th, 2015

Heyo, Jammers! Miacupcake1 here with Tuesday's Consumer Report! Let's check in Jam Mart Clothing first, shall we?

Today we have the leaving Leprechaun Shoes, the last of the lucky clothing items! These would be good for a gnome or Hobbit roleplay.

Now onto Jam Mart Furniture!

We also have the new Space Locker! It's meh.

Well, that's me, miacupcake1, signing off.

~miacupcake1~