Animal Jam Mystery Topic #1

       Hey jammers, what's up? I think I've finally found a good and stable Saturday post. Anyways, today's post will be ALL about the beach house. The beach house is a HUGE den, and barely anyone realizes how far back it actually goes. So, today I'm going to show you some screenshots of me in these amazing places I've found in my den. Here goes.....
       The first one is an island I found. Here's a pic:

I know what you guys are going to say: EVERYONE knows about that. I happen to know someone who was NOT me (notice the sarcasm in my voice) that didn't even know all the secrets of her den, until 2 months after we got it. So, on to the next place.                                                                        This one is a weird stone mountain I found somewhere along the beach. I don't even know what to put in it yet. Any tips? Anyways, here's the picture:

This one I actually think would make a cool BBQ place. On to the final one!

       Okay, this one will blow your mind *Cough cough not cough cough*!

This is a little hidden "mini beach" nearby that mountain. I think it's kind of cool, and I would set it up as a little hideout, with some greenery at the front to make it seem like nothing's back there. Anyways, that's all I really have so that's me, Joscel28, signing off.

#True

#SoTrue

#SoSoTrue

#IWillStopNow

           

What Animal Jam Needs - According to Fastcat12

What Animal Jam Needs

Heyo guys! I haven't posted in awhile, I know. I just forgot I guess but anyway you see the title I'm gonna tell you what good old A.J. needs.

1. More Steam Punk Things 
2. Anything Doctor Who(these are my fav. doctors)

You know i could go on forever but i actually can't think of anything else execpt that at the summer you need to be able to trade tickets for gems.So i think this is what A.J. needs so you know YA HEAR ME AJHQ ADD IT NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!!! So anyway this is Fastcat12 signing off until next time!! See Ya Later Every Jammer!!!!

P.S. I stole the outtro from The Brony Notion Sorry T.B.N.

Animal Jam Common Questions Number One

     Hey guys! Me, Joscel, changing the Friday post AGAIN. I have absolutely NO IDEA what to post and no-one ever responds to my idea requests. Anyways, today's post is obviously about common questions, but it highlights some questions that New Jammers will often ask you. So, why not give them a helping hand and give them some answers? Anyways, today, I'm going to do a Q and A board, and it will consist of three questions and answers that New Jammers will ask you often!
Q&A
1. Q: How do I get gems?
    A: The best way is to play games. Go to the Sol Arcade, and click whatever game looks most interesting to you, read the rules, and play!

2. Q: How do I customize my den?
    A: First, you need to buy something to decorate it with! You can buy furniture in Jam Mart Furniture, located in Jamaa Township. Then, you click the home button, and then you click the button that replaces the home button in your den. After that, get out furniture, and move it around.

3. Q: How do I become a member?
    A: Your parents can sign you up. Talk to them, and maybe you'll get a membership soon!


    I hope all of you readers find this helpful for when you come across a curious New Jammer! My screenshots aren't working today so.....



~+Joscel28+~

Awaiting Adoption: Part 4

Awaiting Adoption: Part 4

I turn around to see the tiger standing behind me.

What kind of getup is THAT??? Binoculars, a safari hat, safari boots, and a camouflage jacket - are we going to train on a barren mountain?

"Let me take you to the training site." she says.

ZAP!

Suddenly I'm standing in a field of grass - is this an island? - near a small body of water. If I wasn't going on a life-threatening journey, this would be pleasing.

It goes like this for about another half an hour: the tiger, now known by me as Empress, asks me questions about fighting, and I answer. She scribbles down the answers in her notebook, fast and furious.

"OW!!!"

Suddenly I'm on the ground, gasping for breath, with Empress standing on top of me - COMPLETELY!!! The ridges of her boots press into my fur, and her hot breath is on my cheek.

Swim? I can't swim. All you need to do is take one look at me and know it ain't happening. No sir, no way. I am not launching my body into that freezing water. Uh-uh. I'm a land animal.

Awaiting Adoption: Part 3

I'M OUT OF SCHOOL I'M OUT OF SCHOOL YAAASSS

Awaiting Adoption: Part 3

Suddenly, I'm outside in the warm, sproingy grass of a Cosmo's Den. A warm breeze blows, ruffling my fur. The tiger runs inside the den, and I folow a bamboo-lined path, squishy vine mats decorated with red flowers ploofing under my feet.

The tiger lights a few candles, and suddenly the house smells sharp and green. I take a look around.

To the left, there's a study with two red bookcases stuffed to the brim with books. There's a table and two lawn chairs. The table has a flowerpot and a blue laptop. There's a display of colorful birthstones to the right.

To the right, there's a table with two chairs carved from stone, and two fruit bowls and a basket of - ew, is that broccoli?

Next to the food, there's another table with a severely slanting pile of books. There's rugs and mats haphazardly thrown about.

Upstairs, there's a table with a telescope next to a window, and two plaques. One is for night sky observations and one's for planting. There are so many squishy vine mats up here, this time with pink flowers.

There's two shelves with couches on top of them to serve as a bed, the top one with a yellow mat and a gray wolf plushie, and the bottom one with a green mat. There's ivy hanging from planters built into the ceiling. There's also a large portrait of Peck.

"What do you think you're doing? We have to start your training."

Awaiting Adoption: Part 2

Hey Jammers! Miacupcake1 here with Awaiting Adoption: Part 2. I get out of school tomorrow, so be prepared for a summer avalanche of posts in the weeks to come!!! Let's get started, shall we?

Awaiting Adoption: Part 2

I wake up in the morning not knowing what time it is at all. I move on out of the Flag Shop, and hurry past Sarepia Theater and Treetop Gardens. I ride down the stone slide, go past the firepit, and trod into Jamaa Township.

It isn't bustling with life this early in the morning, and the cool flagstones send a slight chill through my bones. I pass all the familiar destinations - Jam Mart Furniture, Jam Mart Clothing, the Diamond Shop, the Sol Arcade, and Club Geoz. There might be just enough time......

I'm going to do it.

I pad carefully around the Diamond Shop, keeping low to the ground so no one sees me. The beat of music thumps behind the doors of Club Geoz. It's so tempting.

I open the door, and.....

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??" calls a voice from behind me.

"Um, no ma'am!" I blurt without thinking.

"To the Pillow Room." she says, and the next thing I know I'm in it.

I creep into the dark room pawstep by pawstep, afraid to think of what might happen next. I sit down on a mat and bat at it, whacking of what's probably years' worth of dust. The tiger sits down next to me on a mat, then sniffs the air.

"It's not safe here." she says. "To my den."

Awaiting Adoption: Part 1

Hey guys! VERY long time no post - I AM FINISHED WITH SCHOOL. Luckily, I get out in two days.......

So I'm going to start a new series of posts called Awaiting Adoption. It tells the story of an oridinary bunny named Twinkle Cutebunny and her travels through Jamaa. I hope you like it!

Awaiting Adoption: Part 1

It all started with a crow.

I was minding my own business, sleeping on the floor of the forest as usual. Then, just as I was falling asleep, a crow just had to come and find me. It won't stop screeching in my ear

"BRAAAAK!!! BRAAAAK!!!"

"Would you quit it?" I say.

"MRAAAAK!!!!! BRAAAAK!!!"

Ugh. now he won't leave me alone. Time for Plan B: The Flag Shop.

I climb up the wooden slats hammered to a tree, then walk across a cool wooden pathway through the trees.

"MRAAAK!!!! MRAAAK!!!"

"Would you quit it already?" I ask. My patience is running low for this pest!

The crow settles on a nearby wooden post. I can see a slip of cream-colored paper in his talons. Huh?

The crow hands over the paper, and nods with his beak as if he wants me to read it. I open the letter.

From the desk of  Empress Bravespirit, esq.

Dear Twinkle Cutebunny,

I am Empress Bravespirit. I have come to take you on a journey that could risk your life. Be prepared to take risks. Prepare to die.

Wait, WHAT???

Meet me in the Pillow Room tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. sharp to dicuss. Guard this letter with your life.

                                                                                           Sincerely,

                                                                                          Empress Bravespirit

Okay......

I climb into the Flag Shop and sneak down the wooden stairs. I find an old flag, and curl up underneath it. Ahhh.

Consumer Report-O and Animal Jam Fur Problems

Hello, friends! It's me, miacupcake1. From now on, I will be posting on my own time, which means "as often as possible". Consumer Report! Now!

It's the last day to get your Sparkly Shoes!

Now onto the Monday Mystic! Jam Mart Clothing has lots of cool items, but.....

This is like cannibalism. Do the Jam Mart Clothing workers kill deer for fur and antlers just so anthropomorphic animals can be happy? Let's not forget Gazelle Horns! AND WE HAVE DEER AS AVATARS!!!!!

AJHQ, you so crazy.

So that's me, miacupcake1, signing off.

~miacupcake1~

#IJustLoveThatSwing

Consumer Report and Jamaa Security

Hello, Jammers! It's me, miacupcake1, with today's post! Today's Opinionated Post will be about Jamaa's safety. But first, the Consumer Report!

Today's new item is the (sadly, members-only) Horseshoe Set, with a very cheap price of 250 gems! Yay for summer games!

Now onto the Opinionated Post!

Jamaa: Is it REALLY the Safest Place for Kids?

Animal Jam is advertised as a fun, safe online playground, which, in my opinion, is stretching the truth. Just last week someone hacked into the chat system, and safe-chatters were legitimately allowed to say a** and s***. Then, for about half an hour, every Jammer was only allowed to use bubble chat. Jamaa is unsafe, and someday I REALLY want to work in Animal Jam, having played it myself, and let the CEO there know what's going on. Cyberbulling on AJ is unfortunately common now, we've all seen what happened with TigerlyPaws. People get past the chat guidelines by saying "beach" and "sheet" to replace b**** and s***, and the game has been corrupted by people wanting so much to be beta and rare that they've gone as low as scamming and hacking. Jamaa isn't safe. It's the opposite.

So that's me, miacupcake1, signing off.

Keep Calm and..........

~miacupcake1~

Animal Jam Easy Designs #2

     Long time no see, eh? I've been so busy with testing, that I haven't had time to come and write. So, this is my second easy designs, and even though the last one didn't get the best reviews, I have decided to go on with the series. Today will feature a Non-member outfit, and a Non-member den design. Let's begin with the non-member outfit!
     This outfit is supposed to be a safari-ish look. So, put on this outfit and head over to Sarepia forest for some bonfires and camping, and have all the fun you can. Now that I'm done stalling, you might wanna actually see the outfit. Here it is, with it's description:

Here it is! I am using a bright purple base, and orange belly, with green eyes for the colors. You can probably notice the orange and purple non-member bow and arrow. Then, I am wearing a lei, with some woven shoes. Sorry if you don't think it looks good, but I like it. NOTE: This may not all be from Jam-Mart. On to the Non-member den design!

    The design is school-ish. Actually, it IS a pre-school. There's two screenshots below; the classroom, and the playground. Enjoy. NOTE: Anything colored CAN be obtained by non-members, it just must be traded. Anything colored can also be switched out for the original version. NOTE ON THE NOTE:  This is not all from Jam-Mart.

This is the classroom. I'm doing art!

Just chillin' in the playground! I think that this is a cute playground, no matter what other people think! Anyways, time for dinner, better sign off. I go....

~+Joscel28+~

#NoHashtagsToday!

                                 

Consumer Report and Mira's Monday Mystic

Herro, Jammers! Miacupcake1 here with the Consumer Report and Mira's Monday Mystic. I've missed posting!

It's teh last day to get your Wall Ivy! Man, I actually love this plant so much! Sorry I don't have many gems, I am a self-proclaimed spender-not-saver.

Now onto the Monday Mystic!

Does Jamaa exist in a different world, perhaps universe? Do the canyons, beaches, forests, and oceans we know so well here on Earth actually exist in another galaxy? Let me know what you think below in the comments!


I leave you with this:



Miacupake1 signing off.

~miacupcake1~

Wrapping up the Week

*sigh* Hello everybody, this is Gamergirl2034 bringing you Friday's post. All of the blog editors (including me) are sad because of all the drama that went on. Okay, that's in the past, so I am just going to put what new items I didn't get Wednesday.

These are actually pretty cute earrings but they probably look weird on animals.

This is a scary  charm bracelet. I mean I would be scared if tiny heads were stalking me! :)

This is Gamergirl2034 signing off.