Blurrg, Consumer Report and Opinionated Post

Hey, Jammers! 'Tis the returning miacupcake1, with the Consumer Report and Otto's Opinionated Post.

Today we have the returning tetherball, sold in only - hrrm - one color. Nothing else new, so let's jump into the post!

Jamaa: The Rat Race

Animal Jam, or AJ, is advertised as a kids' game, an online playground where kids can have fun, meet friends, and play games whilst learning about nature and animals. On the outside, it's this.

On the surface, it's sunshine, rainbows, sparkles, puppies, kittens, sunshine, cupcakes, and unicorns. But on the inside, it's a hotbed for heartbreaking (lovesick Jammers), scamming (greedy Jammers), and hacking (people who have nothing better to do). It's the most popular kids' MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game), containing jerks, wannabe Julian2s, and only a handful (okay, 80%) of nice Jammers. The rat race has begun.

Try to keep up. I dare you.

So that is moi, miacupcake1, signing off.

~miacupcake1~

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Did I say RIM? I meant Animal Jam Expert Boredom Busting #2

    Sorry again Jammers. Anyway, what's up? THE SKY. What's your favorite color? THAI FOOD! Ok, now that THAT is out of my system, I present to you . . . .

ANIMAL JAM EXPERT BOREDOM BUSTING #2

Okay, time to get going! Today's Boredom Busting will be all about a specific AJ party: The Best Guess Game. Doesn't sound like a party? See for yourself! Alright, now I will explain how everything works (with macaroni! I mean, screenshots!).

STEP 1

Click the magical button that looks like a party hat! (Oh!!!) And, if it is on, the Best Guess Game party. Here are the buttons:

The party button, unusually fuzzy and......

BOOM! The best guess game party!

Onto step two!

STEP 2: HOW TO PLAY

Well, how do you play? The main goal of the game, is to win as many gems as possible. A question appears at the top, and you run to the side with the answer you agree with (The check mark is true, the X is false) and you get gems for every right answer! This is the most simple boredom buster EVER

STEP 3: GETTING GEMS AND ENJOYING

Repeat step two over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until you feel like there's no more boredom in you!

I feel like this is a good place to sign off, so, this is Joscel28, signing off.

~+Joscel28+~

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